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lady-tyrell:

the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army

the second best part is that it actually works

Why Scotland will never be a threat for world domination…

I'm tired

Wed, 01 May 2013 10:40:28 -0700

I don’t wanna adult anymore. I want to go back to bed. I want to not pay bills. I want to not go grocery shopping, but still always have food in the house. I want to not have to go to the dentist or doctor. I want no repercussions from the above. Also, I want cookies.

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 23:06:57 -0700

I Believe...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:18:34 -0700

I was watching Bull Durham and I realized there needed to be a geek/nerd/fandom rant of the same level. Here is what I came up with including as much as I could:

“I believe in the soul, the force, the prime directive, the glowing red spine of a cylon’s back, the dharma initiative, browncoats, the double tap, the multipass, and that the last Indiana Jones was self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe that Han shot first, I believe that there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing canceling sci-fi shows with only one season, I believe in Sherlock Holmes, I believe in the Tardis AND the Delorian, buying your comics on Wednesday, that vampires think Halloween is too commercial and I believe that nuking the site from orbit is the only way to be sure.”

Fun - We’re Not Young (Yahoo!’s SketchY Parody) (by...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 23:25:59 -0700

Fun - We’re Not Young (Yahoo!’s SketchY Parody) (by Chris Choi)

I get this version of the song stuck in my head way too often…

bookgeekconfessions: Submission by fangirl76 Goodnight, Geeks!

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:30:11 -0700

bookgeekconfessions:

Submission by fangirl76

Goodnight, Geeks!

selenographics: ~ Mermaids & Books - Strategic...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 12:03:53 -0700

selenographics:

~ Mermaids & Books - Strategic Mariners

That is a lovely idea until you get them hooked on a series. Then they would hunt down you ship and hold you hostage until they get the rest of them.

slythgeek: See, no, this is why I love this show. His argument...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 01:34:00 -0700

slythgeek:

See, no, this is why I love this show.

His argument is flawless.

Babelcolour Tribute: White & Nerdy - The Rise of the...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:18:28 -0700

Babelcolour Tribute: White & Nerdy - The Rise of the Eleventh (by BabelColour)

babelcolour does some of the best montages for Doctor Who and this one is priceless.

What might we deduce about his heart? | Sherlock BBC (by...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:17:10 -0700

What might we deduce about his heart? | Sherlock BBC (by ThePteryx)

Excellent fan made Sherlock video.

applepiesfromscratch: Cost of the Mars Curiosity Rover - $800...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:01:47 -0700

applepiesfromscratch:

Cost of the Mars Curiosity Rover - $800 million

Cost of a team to operate the Mars Rover - $1 billion

Total Cost of the Mars Science Laboratory mission - $2.5 billion

Accidentally drawing a penis on the surface of another planet - Priceless

neil-gaiman: Books Everyone Should Read — an...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:14:02 -0700

neil-gaiman:

Books Everyone Should Read — an infographic.

From http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/books-everyone-should-read/

CREDITS —

RESEARCH & DESIGN: DAVID MCCANDLESS, MIRIAM QUICK, MATT HANCOCK

DATA: BIT.LY/BOOKSEVERYONE

SOURCES: UK’S MOST BORROWED LIBRARY BOOKS, DESERT ISLAND DISCS BOOK CHOICES, PULITZER PRIZE WINNERS (1948-2010) ASKMETAFILTER.COM’S BOOKS EVERYONE SHOULD READ, WORLD BOOK DAY POLL, TELEGRAPH 100 NOVELS EVERYONE SHOULD READ, GOODREADS.COM, BSPCN.COM, GUARDIAN 100 NOVELS EVERYONE MUST READ, MAN BOOKER PRIZE WINNERS, OPRAH’S BOOK CLUB LIST.

This is my current book quest to read them all. I’m almost at the halfway point.

sassariezacharie: dare-to-comply: im-a-little-bit-lost-without-...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 23:39:04 -0700

sassariezacharie:

dare-to-comply:

im-a-little-bit-lost-without-you:

.

WHAT THE-

*LOUD SOBBING*

unwinona:

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 18:42:27 -0700

unwinona:

When I walk through a library or a book store, I always touch...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 23:19:47 -0700

When I walk through a library or a book store, I always touch the books that I’ve read. It is my way of giving my favorite characters

Via someecards

I do this all the time.

I heart John Green

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:00:56 -0700

I heart John Green